funge:~$ ./boot-shirts.sh
[boot] Initializing format subsystem... [OK]
[boot] Mounting /dev/fmt0 to /mnt/fmt... [OK]
[boot] Loading kernel modules... [OK]
[sys] Creating temp directories... [OK]
[net] Acquiring DHCP lease... [OK]
[net] Assigned IP: 192.168.0.42
[sys] Syncing time with NTP pool... [OK]
[disk] Checking /dev/sda1 for errors... [OK]
[disk] Filesystem clean
[cfg] Applying user preferences... [OK]
[audio] Loading DSP drivers... [OK]
[video] Initializing CRT output... [OK]
[video] Engaging scanline filter... [OK]
[sys] Starting telemetry daemon... [OK]
[ssh] Generating host keys... [OK]
[ssh] SSH service started on port 2222
[api] Spawning REST API on localhost:8080... [OK]
[log] Creating session log /var/log/boot.log
[cache] Priming object cache... [OK]
[bus] PCI enumeration completed
[cron] Scheduling daily tasks... [OK]
[mail] Sending boot notification... [OK]
[net] VLAN configuration applied
[ui] Loading BootScreen.vhs... [OK]
[mod] Applying patch: crt-glow.fx
[mod] Applying patch: neon-scan.fx
[disk] Mounting archive /iso/tees... [OK]
[svc] Starting background jobs... [OK]
[boot] Boot process completed successfully.
[fmt] Good luck!
[shirt] ______________
[shirt] / \
[shirt] / FMT \
[shirt] / | | \
[shirt] /____| |____\
[shirt] | |
[shirt] | |
[shirt] | |
[shirt] |______________|
[help] oh my god it's a tee!
[help] oh my god it's a tee!
[help] oh my god it's a tee!
[shirt] ______________
[shirt] / \
[shirt] / FMT \
[shirt] / | | \
[shirt] /____| |____\
[shirt] | |
[shirt] | |
[shirt] | |
[shirt] |______________|
[help] holy shit it's another one
[help] holy shit it's another one
[help] holy shit it's another one
[shirt] ______________
[shirt] / \
[shirt] / FMT \
[shirt] / | | \
[shirt] /____| |____\
[shirt] | |
[shirt] | |
[shirt] | |
[shirt] |______________|
[shirt] ______________
[shirt] / \
[shirt] / FMT \
[shirt] / | | \
[shirt] /____| |____\
[shirt] | |
[shirt] | |
[shirt] | |
[shirt] |______________|
[help] two for one
[help] two for one
[help] two for one
[sys] hacking the mainframe... initializing...
[wiz] Scaling firewall... [OK]
[core] Bypassing the gibson firewall... [OK]
[ai] Spinning up neural net... model: 'sky-net'
[overlord] Jacking in...
[matrix] Entering cyberspace...
[cyber] Launching counter-intrusion... detected none, proceeding
[protocol] Running 5D quantum handshake... [OK]
[nmap] Ports open: 21, 22, 23, 80, 31337
[grep] Searching for 'root password'... found: hunter2
[exploit] Buffer overflow in mainframe.exe... injecting shellcode
[mainframe] SYSTEM OVERLOAD -- SPOOLING MAGIC SMOKE
[h4x0r] autodialing payphone modem... handshaking... [CONNECT 9600]